Long story short:
go Shanghai Sharks.
Short story long:
A good friend of mine has been stuck in China since long before Boston won the World Series.
Oh, and by "a good friend," I mean I don't know the guy at all, but I watch his youtube videos,
so I feel like I know him on a personal level. Sort of.
I know he loves the Shanghai Sharks, so there's that.
All digital, all day baby.