Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Old Dirt Bastard, Live and Uncut.

Hella washed out but you get the idea.
I'll post a nice beefed up one in a lil.

Benjamin Shanklin

You know I'm all about fly kicks and ice picks,
come on, homie, I'm waiting for you to try shit.
I punch your teeth in, hit you where your eye sits.

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Party, karamu, fiesta, forever.

PA POW. I'm back, you silly bitches. Right up in your grill. Saw the new Hunger
Games yesterday. Saw those leaked pictures of J Law's boobies a few months ago.
Both were pretty good if you're into J Law.

Here's some Vintage 80's RARE Baroque process work.

The Ongoing Adventures of Spacehole

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Good Girl Gone Bad

I could have another you in a minute.
Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Homie the Clown

We don't listen to people who don't like us.
We do whatever we want to whomever we want.

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Wiggety what?

I pray daily, with every fiber of my being,
that you get stabbed by a bum in broad daylight.

Never realized how washed out images look on this page.
S'posed to be way darker.

Mos Def bumps heavy in the wizard community

no text yall

Friday, May 9, 2014

Spirit Animal

Ancient Hawaiian saying:
Gangster rappers can't fight, so they rap about guns.

Monday, March 31, 2014

Dunkin Dilla

A magic genie is what I am. Did
somebody say the name, Kazaam?

Snacking on some of the man's beats

Friday, March 7, 2014

Ill Vibe

When I'm in the place you know my shit be absurd.According to Q-Tip,
Busta Rhymes has the crustiest thumbs in the land."They looked like
jagged pieces of metal dipped in chocolate."

Monday, February 24, 2014

Slap-box your moms.

Evening, slackjaws. Just watched Captain Phillips.
Hope the sequel's better.

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Saturday, February 15, 2014

Ain't no Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)

This is what I do every single time I think about you, viewer.
I'm being 100% honest.

I'm really getting into yoga, lately.


Wednesday, February 12, 2014

I Am a Mexi-CAN.

Pa-plow, pa-plow!!
The lumpiest mofo in the game right now, the
only actor whose face is made of ground beef,
Danny "Smoother Than a Baby's Butt" Trejo.

Monday, February 10, 2014

Cliggety Claw!

Alright, you Onionheads, scroll down-page to that MF Doom post.
Now scroll back up. Now look back at your man. Now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me. But you could…tickets to…buy Old Spice.

Quick sketched a couple of these rapping nerds, fleshed out a couple more
(if you include the MF Doom one, that is).

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Somethin' For You Suckas to Suck On

Long story short:
go Shanghai Sharks.

Short story long:
A good friend of mine has been stuck in China since long before Boston won the World Series.
Oh, and by "a good friend," I mean I don't know the guy at all, but I watch his youtube videos,
 so I feel like I know him on a personal level. Sort of. 

I know he loves the Shanghai Sharks, so there's that.

All digital, all day baby.

Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Whatchu Want?

Just when you started to give up hope, and then
right in your face.

The Man With No Name

Friday, January 31, 2014

Monkey's Uncle

Howdy, dingleberries, it's been quite a while.
Here's some stuff for your eyeholes.

Portrait of your mother being born.

Everyone's favorite second-most-badass-Former-President, Ronald Raygun.
Who could forget how he trounced all those Ruskies in the Rocky-Mountain
Missile Crisis. Good times, huh?
Pencil, Digital

Totally didn't bother putting up the finished product.
You're welcome, planet Earth. Sorry for the haitus, for real, dudes.
Can't promise that I'm back on this grind, but I am for now.