Tuesday, June 9, 2015


I've been plowing through A LOT of hot dogs lately. Far more than
any person should. You know what they say, though, Dog Life Don't Stop.
Word on the street is that someone (it's my brother) is trying to rewrite human
history by pushing 100 dogs down his gullet in a single summer. Impossible?
Unhealthy? Morally wrong? Oh hey there, Osama, I didn't see you come in.
Nor did I see your name on the guest list. Have a hotdog your way out.

And here's a couple old things
that I don't know if I've put up

Yeah, or like Judge Dredd


...more like...John Bedouchey,                                              George Clooney
right, ladies? LAUGH GOD DAMN IT                                                                        

Here's a couple turds I shat out for the

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Learning. Innovation. Advancement. MERCK PHARMACY AFFAIRS

Does it bother anyone else that the Beast in 1991's Beauty and the Beast
was like 10 when he was cursed for not letting a hideous old woman,
who also happens to be a complete stranger, into his [probably parents']
castle? I don't mean to cheapen the message of the movie, but, isn't
scolding, nay, laying one's fury down for that action, I don't
know, the exact fucking opposite of what to teach our kids to do?

Check, Disney (chess term, idiots). Your move.

Anyway, suck on this for a little. try not to hurt yourself, pussy.

And now that story's done.