Slap-box your moms.

Evening, slackjaws. Just watched Captain Phillips.

Hope the sequel's better.

Chicken Dick

 Hey what's up?

Idiot.

Portrait of a crazy person, Digital

Ain't no Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)

This is what I do every single time I think about you, viewer.

I'm being 100% honest.

I'm really getting into yoga, lately.

Digital

I Am a Mexi-CAN.

Pa-plow, pa-plow!!

The lumpiest mofo in the game right now, the

only actor whose face is made of ground beef,

Danny "Smoother Than a Baby's Butt" Trejo.

Suck a Fat One, Losers

Hey, shut up.

Pencil, idiot.

Cliggety Claw!

Alright, you Onionheads, scroll down-page to that MF Doom post.

Now scroll back up. Now look back at your man. Now back to me.

Sadly, he isn't me. But you could…tickets to…buy Old Spice.

Quick sketched a couple of these rapping nerds, fleshed out a couple more

(if you include the MF Doom one, that is).

Somethin' For You Suckas to Suck On

Long story short:

go Shanghai Sharks.

Short story long:

A good friend of mine has been stuck in China since long before Boston won the World Series.

Oh, and by "a good friend," I mean I don't know the guy at all, but I watch his youtube videos,

 so I feel like I know him on a personal level. Sort of. 

I know he loves the Shanghai Sharks, so there's that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kB_OGFY968

All digital, all day baby.

Whatchu Want?

Just when you started to give up hope, and then

BAM,

right in your face.

The Man With No Name

Digital

Monkey's Uncle

Howdy, dingleberries, it's been quite a while.

Here's some stuff for your eyeholes.

Portrait of your mother being born.

Digital

Everyone's favorite second-most-badass-Former-President, Ronald Raygun.

Who could forget how he trounced all those Ruskies in the Rocky-Mountain

Missile Crisis. Good times, huh?

Pencil, Digital

Totally didn't bother putting up the finished product.

You're welcome, planet Earth. Sorry for the haitus, for real, dudes.

Can't promise that I'm back on this grind, but I am for now.

Twerkaholics

Montez "Ass Salad" Walker.

Quick sketch.

Working Title: Chilean Firing Squad

Haters and hillbillies (and other lowlifes not mentioned),

here's a little somethin' somethin' I don't usually do:

PROCESS WORK

This is what I've been doing.

Skiggety sketch

Sup, dweebs? Hurr's a little
skizzetch of good ol' Tom Waits.

Finna get a lil experimental in here.

That's the name of one of his songs.

I dig it mostly because it's a pun. The

guy's name can be used as a pun.

Lucky bastard.

Jam!!

Howdy, yella-bellies. Back on track with another episode

of "Here's Some Art I Forgot to Post From Ringling, you

know, Back When I Was a College Student."

Enjoy, blockheads.

The cowboy in the light was made in Z-Brush, as well

as the leg and diaper-area of the darker one. The rest

is done in Photoshop.

Reese's Thesis

Alright, kids, gather 'round, gather 'round.

This is probably the last post I'll make as a Ringling College of Art and Design student.

Here's the thesis project I've been working on for the last semester; it's just a big

ol' collection of three characters, each with their own three feature illustrations.

The Detective

He's a hard-nosed, cigar-smokin', gun-totin' badass who

lives by his own rules and all that jazz. PA-POW

Spacebabe

She's a babe who annihilates aliens for a living. I think.

Also, she lives in space.

[alliterate name] the Rhino

This poor sap can't do much of anything correctly.

From putting on a T-shirt to riding a bike, this fella

tends to have a rough day most of the time.

Ringling, it's been real. It's be REALLY real.

I'm going to miss some of you.

Not all, though, so don't get carried away.

PEACE

I'm here...you can start the party.

Ok, simpletons, sorry I took my sweet time, but I'm showing you some new stuff.

Some REAL new stuff. Check it out.

Long-story-short, this little fella is a character in my thesis (which

is going to essentially be a collection of unrelated characters

featured in a series of their own respective illustrations). I haven't

really designated a name to him, but I know who he's

supposed to be.

And here he is in action.

Done digitally over a pencil drawing, as per usual.

Ders is looking like garbage, as per usual.

Experimenting with saturation



BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.

You guys thought I was done? Gimme a break.
BEG FOR YOUR FACE, LONDON

First try with ZBRUSH, this banging' 3D Modeling program.

While not supposed to definitely b a model of my aforementioned

character, it was obviously heavily inspired by his mug.

Also, here's a little work-in-progress.