DeNir-OHHHHHH!!!!

Sup, punk?

Here's the full step-by-step process of

how I build these masterpieces:

Step 1: meet viewer's mom

Step 2: take viewer's mom out for a nice lobster dinner

Step 3: never call viewer's mom again

Still not digging the color correction this site does on pictures.
Shoutout to Sebastian "Sea Bass" Kruger on the eyes trick.

Step 4: split back to the shack where

I got my other chick at.

Party, karamu, fiesta, forever.

PA POW. I'm back, you silly bitches. Right up in your grill. Saw the new Hunger

Games yesterday. Saw those leaked pictures of J Law's boobies a few months ago.

Both were pretty good if you're into J Law.

Here's some Vintage 80's RARE Baroque process work.

The Ongoing Adventures of Spacehole

Somethin' For You Suckas to Suck On

Long story short:

go Shanghai Sharks.

Short story long:

A good friend of mine has been stuck in China since long before Boston won the World Series.

Oh, and by "a good friend," I mean I don't know the guy at all, but I watch his youtube videos,

 so I feel like I know him on a personal level. Sort of. 

I know he loves the Shanghai Sharks, so there's that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kB_OGFY968

All digital, all day baby.

Monkey's Uncle

Howdy, dingleberries, it's been quite a while.

Here's some stuff for your eyeholes.

Portrait of your mother being born.

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Everyone's favorite second-most-badass-Former-President, Ronald Raygun.

Who could forget how he trounced all those Ruskies in the Rocky-Mountain

Missile Crisis. Good times, huh?

Pencil, Digital

Totally didn't bother putting up the finished product.

You're welcome, planet Earth. Sorry for the haitus, for real, dudes.

Can't promise that I'm back on this grind, but I am for now.

Jam!!

Howdy, yella-bellies. Back on track with another episode

of "Here's Some Art I Forgot to Post From Ringling, you

know, Back When I Was a College Student."

Enjoy, blockheads.

The cowboy in the light was made in Z-Brush, as well

as the leg and diaper-area of the darker one. The rest

is done in Photoshop.

Reese's Thesis

Alright, kids, gather 'round, gather 'round.

This is probably the last post I'll make as a Ringling College of Art and Design student.

Here's the thesis project I've been working on for the last semester; it's just a big

ol' collection of three characters, each with their own three feature illustrations.

The Detective

He's a hard-nosed, cigar-smokin', gun-totin' badass who

lives by his own rules and all that jazz. PA-POW

Spacebabe

She's a babe who annihilates aliens for a living. I think.

Also, she lives in space.

[alliterate name] the Rhino

This poor sap can't do much of anything correctly.

From putting on a T-shirt to riding a bike, this fella

tends to have a rough day most of the time.

Ringling, it's been real. It's be REALLY real.

I'm going to miss some of you.

Not all, though, so don't get carried away.

PEACE

Self Portrait, SUCKAZ

Gather 'round, nerds. Just recently, we were assigned our senior portrait, the one that's gonna go on the big poster.

 PA-POW!!! 

DETES

There were no requirements or guidelines...so...yeah...

Thank you, Calle 13, for Muerte en Hawaii.

Photoshop.

Jungle Babe

Alright dweebs, here's my latest work. It's still from during the school year, so it isn't necessarily "new." Regardless, here it is. May or my not update with the process work. Enjoy.

Oh, and he assignment was "make something sequential, involving at least one character."

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