Slap-box your moms.

Evening, slackjaws. Just watched Captain Phillips.

Hope the sequel's better.

Chicken Dick

 Hey what's up?

Idiot.

Portrait of a crazy person, Digital

Ain't no Fun (If the Homies Can't Have None)

This is what I do every single time I think about you, viewer.

I'm being 100% honest.

I'm really getting into yoga, lately.

Digital

I Am a Mexi-CAN.

Pa-plow, pa-plow!!

The lumpiest mofo in the game right now, the

only actor whose face is made of ground beef,

Danny "Smoother Than a Baby's Butt" Trejo.

Suck a Fat One, Losers

Hey, shut up.

Pencil, idiot.

Cliggety Claw!

Alright, you Onionheads, scroll down-page to that MF Doom post.

Now scroll back up. Now look back at your man. Now back to me.

Sadly, he isn't me. But you could…tickets to…buy Old Spice.

Quick sketched a couple of these rapping nerds, fleshed out a couple more

(if you include the MF Doom one, that is).

Somethin' For You Suckas to Suck On

Long story short:

go Shanghai Sharks.

Short story long:

A good friend of mine has been stuck in China since long before Boston won the World Series.

Oh, and by "a good friend," I mean I don't know the guy at all, but I watch his youtube videos,

 so I feel like I know him on a personal level. Sort of. 

I know he loves the Shanghai Sharks, so there's that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kB_OGFY968

All digital, all day baby.

Whatchu Want?

Just when you started to give up hope, and then

BAM,

right in your face.

The Man With No Name

Digital